SPAM comments

It’s a period in which the SPAM comments are getting funny (though they want you to buy viagra and so forth). Here some:

• Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it’s too far to walk.
• How do you keep a bagel from getting away? Put lox on it!
• How can you have bread if you are on a liquid diet? Drink a toast!!
• What is always behind time? (besides myself) The back of a watch.

Update:

• What kind of necktie does a pig wear? A pigsty.
• What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter what you call him he ain’t gonna come.
• What do you call three rabbits in a row, hopping backwards simultaneously? A receding hareline.